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Top 10 Meanings for the '95' in Windows 95 The year it was due to ship The number of diskettes it shipped on The percentage of people who had to upgrade their hardware The number of megabytes required for the minimum installation The number of pages in the easy-install manual The percentage of Designed for Windwos 95 programs that don't run properly The number of minutes it takes to install The number of seconds before it crashes after it boots The number of people who actually paid for the upgrade The number of good jokes not used in this list Redmond Rivals Rebound By CNET STAFF NEWS.COM June 5, 1998, 4 a.m. PT URL: http://www.news.com/SpecialFeatures/0,5,22684,00.html special reportDespite Microsoft's dominance, its rivals--Netscape, Sun, and Apple--are bouncing back. Their operating risks remain high, but all are making headway in their strategies as Microsoft gets dragged deeper into a legal morass. Netscape's navigation Can the company create synergy between its disparate businesses? Apple seeds anew After suffering losses, Apple regroups and finds leadership. Sun burns brightly The company was in a slump, but it is now enjoying a resurgence. Microsoft Sucks! Here's a few sites to check out that really does Microsoft justice! The Microsoft Corner which wants Gates to become Pope "so we'd only have to kiss his RING," provides a lexicon of so-called Microspeak, e.g., "makes you ore productive" translates into "doubles your workload". Punch Bill Gates This pages invites us to interactively slug Gates. Wealth ClockHelps us keep track of Gate's financial assets. Gates-O-Matic Requires shockwave Offers to let us dress the "richest sentient being in the history of the freakin' universe" with clothes that are "appropriate for a minor deity." (Contains images of underwear shots) Big Brother The Borg Microsoft Parodies Society for Prevention of Gates Getting Everything Microsoft Slackville The Microsuck Hate Page! Sorry Bill Boycott Micro$oft The Official Anti-Microsoft Homepage The Micro$oft Hate Page(Some of the lanugage is colorful) The Support Group for People Used by Microsoft The Support Group for People Used by Microsoft Stop Microsoft Windose95 Badge Boug's Anti-Microsoft Site Microsoft Still Sucks! Intl. Anti-Microsoft Network What Do You Want To Reinstall Today? Jokes From the Net Microsoft - The Ravagining Lizard of the Computer Industry Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church Baby Gates Super List of Anti-Microsoft Pages Why Not To Use Microsoft Internet Explorer Required to Buy Microsoft WindowsA Report by student of UCLA David Chun To advertise you can E-mail or write to: E-mail questions and comments are taken during the show at surfsup@radiodude.com